But until that moment comes, I bring you masterpieces like this:
I found the website that lets you order Google Business cards, too bad I can't actually order them without manager's approval.
By the way, Noogler is the term for New Googlers, such as new hires or interns like myself. Not only do you get a pretty lax work schedule the first week, enabling you to do many things including making fake business cards, but you also get these:
I love my work, oh so much!
Today, I'm going on a Yale Club Yacht trip. They are inviting all the Bay Area interns and some Yale Club alums. I think the guy who owns the Yacht is one of my Trumbull friend's dad actually. Needless to say, first week was fantabulous!!!